drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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