my mouth tastes like poor choices
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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