how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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