So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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