You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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