Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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