i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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