Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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