omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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