What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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