Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
how does that bad decision feel?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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