So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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