trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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