This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
