I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize
