You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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