Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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