ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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