She's JV to your varsity
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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