white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
did you just send me my own nude
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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