but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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