maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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