Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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