You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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