Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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