ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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