So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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