Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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