Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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