He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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