just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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