rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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