Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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