Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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