I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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