i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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