I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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