I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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