its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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