Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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