i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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