it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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