Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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