I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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