i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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