If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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