He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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