let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Fuck appropriateness.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
worst night to have a conscience
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Randomize
