I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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