Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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