Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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