So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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