I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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