problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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