my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you will always have a special place in my vag
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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